It's not often i say this but this is an absolutely incredible goal and I have never, ever, ever seen anyone do...
Lionel Messi is a sickhead and this video shows you all 202 of his goals for Barcelona.
Joe Cole has still got the skills to pay the bills - on the pitch and on the stage.
Ever seen a guy score a robana? What about two robanas in six days? Meet Matias Urbano. (What's a robana?)