Boris Johnson Has Agreed To Resign Today, Will Step Down ‘Within Hours’
Finally.
“I’m Caroline Louise Flack and I’m Queen of the Cougars.”
Respectful as always.
1 billion crazy people are eagerly awaiting 117 weirdos in funny hats to elect a new geriatric Pope to rule over them. Here, Sick Chirpse explains why the whole thing is a complete crock of shit.
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?