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Professor Sings Emo Music In Students’ Faces When They Fall Asleep In His Class

I don’t think we can blame uni students too much for catching some Z’s during lectures – after all, they are paying for the privilege – but one class you probably don’t want to do that in is this professor’s over in the States. Unless you enjoy having old emo/pop punk classics sung in your […]

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Oasis Set To Reunite In 2025 For Massive Shows In Manchester And London

This is not a drill – multiple UK publications are reporting that Oasis will be reuniting in 2025, with massive shows scheduled for Manchester and London next summer; the 30th anniversary of ‘(What’s The Story) Morning Glory?’. Noel and Liam Gallagher appear to have settled their differences and, if the truce holds, will play massive

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Simon Cowell Signs Huge Netflix Deal As He Tries To Find ‘The New One Direction’, But Nobody Is Showing Up To Auditions

Simon Cowell is largely given credit for discovering the original One Direction on X Factor back in 2010, and now nearly 15 years later he’s signed a huge deal with Netflix to do it all over again with a new show titled ‘Simon Cowell: Midas Touch’. Unfortunately for Cowell, nobody really seems interested in taking

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Street Harpist Goes Viral For A+ Way She Dealt With Karen Who Threatened To Report Her For ‘Begging’

A street harpist who was playing some lovely ambient music on Harrow high street in West London was rudely confronted by a super Karen threatening to report her to Harrow Council for “begging”. The harpist has now gone viral for the excellent way she dealt with the situation, addressing the Karen while continuing to play

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Ice Spice Has Sampled Sean Paul’s ‘Gimme The Light’ For New Single & The Internet Is Not Happy

For the uninitiated, Ice Spice is a rapper from the Bronx who is one the biggest names in music right now, owing mostly to her song ‘Munch’ which came out in 2022. What is a ‘Munch’, you ask? I’ll allow Urban Dictionary to explain: Clearly Ice Spice is the perfect role model for her young

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Lizzo Announces She Has Quit The Music Business, Blames The Haters For Bullying Her

In news that I’m not sure the music industry will ever recover from, Lizzo has announced that she is quitting the game due to being incessantly bullied and dragged by haters in everyday life and on the internet. Personally I’m shocked that someone accused of making her employees shove bananas up their vaginas would ever

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Hardcore Band Llorona Sack Vocalist After He Allegedly Dosed Bandmate With Estrogen In Attempt To Steal His Fiancée

Nashville hardcore outfit Llorona are going viral this week after one of their band members allegedly dosed his bandmate with estrogen in an attempt to steal his fiancée. What an absolute piece of sh*t! Llorona shared the story on their Instagram page, claiming that the vocalist “Diego” attempted to “force a transition” on his supposed pal

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Rod Stewart Slams ‘Ginger B*llocks’ Ed Sheeran And Says His Music Won’t Stand The Test Of Time

Rod Stewart has laid into Ed Sheeran in a recent interview with the Times, labelling him “old ginger b*llocks” and saying that he doesn’t know any of his songs. The British rock/pop legend was asked which present-day artists he thought would stand the test of time years from now, and responded: “You mean like Maggie

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