Viral Sensation Lil Tay, 17, Claims That Karim Benzema, 37, Has Slid Into Her DM’s
French football legend Karim Benzema has quite a sketchy sexual…
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Psychologist Says Listening To Christmas Songs On A Loop Will Drive You Clinically Insane
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
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Karim Benzema Has Been Charged With Blackmail In The Mathieu Valbuena Sex Tape Scandal
Seriously, what the hell is this all about!?
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Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
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The Karim Benzema Christmas Song
If one footballer was going to make a Christmas song, it probably wasn’t going to be Karim Benzema as he’s an openly practicing Muslim. But he sure did make a cracking Christmas song and video right here with a little help from his friends at Real Madrid.
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FRANCE’S NEW AWAY STRIP
Why does a national team’s football strip look like a rejected Topman design?
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PARIS WHEN IT SWINDLES
Slatz takes you through his adventures in Paris, encountering beggars, dodgy tour guides, twilight cruises and a role in a film.
