It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Seriously, what the hell is this all about!?
If you're a rich footballer, I guess you've gotta spend your money on something.
If one footballer was going to make a Christmas song, it probably wasn't going to be Karim Benzema as he's an openly...
Why does a national team's football strip look like a rejected Topman design?
Slatz takes you through his adventures in Paris, encountering beggars, dodgy tour guides, twilight cruises and a role in a film.