When a sentence starts with Florida man (or in this case, woman), you know that what’s coming next is usually pretty fucked...
That's 144 in cat years.
Get in my face.
The news we've all been hoping for.
Not long to go by the looks of things.
Here's a clue: definite contender for worst person of the year.
Just another workday in Japan.
Deep fat frying with your hands, slicing on balloons and popcorn cannons - check this out.