I once wanked off into a ham sandwich in my school’s toilet and ate it because I had the horn massively and didn’t think just wanking would satisfy it. Two bites in I realised I’d made a huge mistake a ruined a perfectly good sandwich.
Who was the 1st King of England? Did he wear a cap with cat feathers in? Did he poo golden nuggets and jizz fire? Find the answer to one of these questions here.
A Russian expedition to find the yeti reports on a disturbing battle between yetis and grizzlies in Siberia. Terrifying but awesome.
Just a bit disturbing.
Neigh chance I’m missing this.
I’m sure we all know that there’s a hole in…