Charles Dance

Charles Dance can’t help but look evil with a scowl virtually etched into his rigid features. The English actor portrayed the manipulative all-powerful Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones, demonstrating that his ability to capture the vile essence of FIFA’s former boss is well within his range.

Hopefully Peter Dinklage can pop up and snipe him while he’s on the bog again. Like Blatter, Dance has been acting like a bad guy since the 80’s, he should easily be able to tap into how an utter bell end like Blatter weasels his way to the top and corrupts a sport from the inside.