How do we know that everyone at the Gay Pride march in London over the weekend was really gay? How can we actually guarantee there weren’t any undercover straight dudes in attendance trying to steal some of that LGBT shine for themselves?

By sending in an attractive blonde to chat them up — that’s how. Did it work? Let’s take a look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW51nNmwxxE

SO close to cracking that mixed race dude with the afro. Really thought she had him for a second there but nope – dude proved he is 100% gay to the bone.

No such experiments in the Istanbul parade however, just police demolishing gay demonstrators with giant water tanks.