The Russian Popeye has to be one of the most tragic characters out there on the internet – and that’s  place that is literally full to bursting with them – as he achieved viral fame by injecting petroleum jelly into his arms to make it look like he had gigantic muscles.

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However, even though the guy had to have surgery on his arms to remove the dead muscle from his arms because it could quite literally have killed him, he’s still desperate to do more ridiculous stuff to his body to retain that viral fame. This time, he’s decided to have plastic surgery on his face to make him look more like an alien.

Here’s what he had to say about his new look:

I’m an ideally handsome male.

All stands out clearly – lips, chin, cheekbones, forehead, nose is even, lower jaw…

I want to make an alien face.

I have believed in aliens since I saw UFOs as a teenager.

I know that they exist and that they are the most powerful race in the entire world.

I feel like I’m going to them.

How is he going to them?! What does that mean? He’s hiring a spaceship off Elon Musk?

Anyway, it seems quite clear that this guy has severe mental problems and a crippling desire for internet notoriety that he seems willing to completely screw up his body for, so maybe I should stop posting about him and you should stop clicking on the articles before it’s too late? That’s probably not going to happen, but I guess at least he’s getting what he wants from doing all this shit. There’s that at least.

For more of the same, check out his weirdo alien chest tattoo. Guy is messed up.