There you have it, 10 reasons why you guys were the worst this year. Try not to call the emergency services with your non issues, m-kay? Don’t phone 999 unless:

• Someones life is at risk, or someone is being physically threatened.
• If a crime is in progress and the offender is thought to be nearby.
• If a road traffic accident has led to injury or danger.

That definitely means not calling up Man Utd to speak to Fergie, which is mad, especially during Van Gaal’s reign.