It’s 2024, which means even Houthi pirates have TikTok and can go viral with thirst trap videos filmed against the backdrop of international cargo ships they are targeting on the Red Sea. Introducing the ‘hot houthi pirate’ that Gen-Z are having a (metaphorical?) w@nk over right now:
yemeni pirates positing casual tiktok’s while the entire western imperial core are having a meltdown about their blockade on their ships is the funniest shit of 2024, surely. pic.twitter.com/72EvlHZeMs
— FOLLOW RASHID🔻ميكا ☭ (@comrademika) January 15, 2024
TikTokers have already given this hot houthi pirate nicknames like Timhouthi Chamalet and Jihadi Depp and are begging for his Instagram account since his TikTok seems to have been taken down. He is indeed on Instagram and Twitter, where he continues to post dreamy video selfies where he’s just staring down the camera while his Houthi colleagues get to work in the background.
He did also capitalise on his viral fame though by sharing this message:
Last week, the UK and US both ordered multiple airstrikes on Iranian-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen in order to stop the attacks on shipping vessels in the Red Sea, so the concern now for the hot houthi pirate’s social media fanbase is that he’ll be blasted to pieces by a hellfire missile any day now. Which would be a shame because he’s so handsome!
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Here’s some more of the reaction on social media:
our man’s just chillin fr 💀 pic.twitter.com/5AsuTZVzMW
— FOLLOW RASHID🔻ميكا ☭ (@comrademika) January 15, 2024
CIA: oh no. why did he have to be instagram hot.
— Ed (@oddmutant) January 15, 2024
Oh Yemen… I wasn’t familiar with your game 👀
— danslasauce (@danslasauce____) January 15, 2024
Dammit hes hot, we’re gonna lose the tik tok girlies to pirates arent we
— Taylor Day (@TABYTCHI) January 15, 2024
Does he have an insta
— lara 🇵🇸 (@laralevana) January 16, 2024
Shiver me timbers
— Taylor Day (@TABYTCHI) January 16, 2024
I would have stopped to just look at him. Modeling Scouting agents planning to go to Yemen for recruitments😅
— Nai⁷|follow limit | layover & Golden (@meiliara_n) January 16, 2024
Yo ho, yo ho, the pirates lifes for me 🏴☠️
Shanghai me daddy. I mean what…— 🐸 The Goblin Queen 🐸 (@hailieshouse) January 15, 2024
Bro is gorgeous
— Peach (@PeachFPS) January 16, 2024
Dude can have my ship
— Jack D 🏳️🌈 (@JackDunc1) January 15, 2024
Well, RIP in advance to the hot houthi pirate. Who knows, if he makes it out alive and flees the conflict in one piece, he may have a future in Hollywood. Nothing would shock me at this point.
For the porch pirate whose breasts popped out as she was stealing a package from someone’s home, click HERE.
