No Fish Guts

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So there you have it – if you don’t drink shitty beer all the time then you probably haven’t been drinking fish guts the last few years of your life, unless you’re a fan of Guinness or Kronenbourg then in which case unlucky. If you’re drinking Carling and Foster’s on the regs though then you deserve what you get really.

Still, I would probably prefer all of these to a beer that’s been injected with stag semen.