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Former Porn Star Lana Rhoades Says She Has Proof We’re Living In A Simulation

She’s been thinking about it a lot.

Simulation theory – basically saying that we’re living in a computer simulation like in the ‘Matrix’ – has been gathering popularity over the last few years after being championed by people such as Elon Musk and Neil DeGrasse Tyson and now another name has entered the mix to share her opinion: former adult film star Lana Rhoades.

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Lana made the following TikTok where she gave the following reasons for believing in the theory:

@stepsislanaThoughts? ##simulationbroken ##lanarhoades ##fypシ ##foryoupage

♬ original sound – Lana Rhoades

If astrology is real, I think it’s proof that we’re living in a simulation.

I personally find astrology and zodiacs to be extremely accurate, solely based off my own experience.

A lot of people will agree, if you’re a Virgo you have Virgo personality traits. If you’re a Libra you have Libra personality traits.

If you don’t believe in astrology then just ignore this, but people who do, this might make sense to you.

It kind of seems like the designer or creator of this simulation got a little bit lazy and didn’t want to have to design an individual personality for each person.

So they came up with the coding or the system, if you’re born in this month or this month you get this personality.

I don’t know, it seems a little suss to me.

Lol. A little suss huh? That’s a funny way to put it but I think she does actually have a fairly good point there and makes it fairly well.

Lana also doubled down on these ideas on the podcast ‘3 Girls 1 Kitchen’ where she said the following:

You’re telling someone who literally went to a psychic that told them that they were pregnant and then they went home and they were pregnant.

She said that me or someone very close to me was about to be pregnant and that it would bring a lot of joy into my life. What is the coincidence?

Also it wasn’t even just that; I had told you guys prior that my TikTok tarot card readings were saying I was pregnant as well all month when I was like ‘there’s just no way’.

Ehhh that one’s not as well thought out – psychics say this crap to literally anyone – but at least it seems as if Lana has spent a bit of time thinking about this and isn’t just signing up to the theory because it’s trendy or cool or whatever. Guess she has time to research stuff like that now that she’s no longer making porn.

For more of the same, check out this video that apparently proved we were living in a computer simulation. Still don’t think it’s 100%, but you know.

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