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A Convicted Sex Offender Just Won $3 Million Playing The Lottery

Timothy Poole is a registered sexual predator who in 2001 was arrested for sexually battery of two 12-year-old boys.

If we could have written our ‘7 People Who Fucked Up Big Time After Winning The Lottery’ article a couple years from now, there’s a fair chance this guy would feature right next to rowdy British bell-end Michael Carroll.

For now though, 43-year-old Timothy Poole from Florida will be enjoying his $3 million Lottery winnings. Poole is a registered sexual predator who in 2001 was arrested for sexually battery of two 12-year-old boys. He’s been arrested 12 times in Florida on charges ranging from grand theft to forging checks. He did 3 months in prison in 1996 and also spent 2003 — 2006 locked up.

This week though, he played the Super Millions scratch-off game (at a relatively pricey $20 a ticket) and the bastard actually won, proving once and for all that god or whoever decides these things doesn’t actually care whether you’re a good person or not.

So how do you like that, everyone? This behemoth of a man who sexually abuses children and is in and out of jail suddenly has more money than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes. What a kick in the balls.

Oh well, at least for every Timothy Poole, there’s a László Andraschek.


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