Judith

Not content with alienating herself from the British public by entering Who Wants to be a Millionaire and actually winning the damn thing, Judith joined The Eggheads in 2003 and hasn’t looked back. Of the 5, she’s perhaps the least hate-able. Which is saying nothing.

Daphne

In the upper echelon of middle age, Daphne is like that evil middle class grandmother who lived on your street. Your ball landed in her back garden, she’d keep it and when she did get it back, it’d be flat.  If she heard you throw out the odd curse word, she’d tell your parents. With her curvy grin, dead eyes and heart as black as an end of term student toilet, Daphne is well and truly evil.

Barry

I don’t hate Barry, but I am afraid of him. If I were walking past a cemetery at night, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Barry there, hunched over, shovel in hand with a body bag at his feet.