If you were to ever attempt the old ‘horse walks into a bar’ joke in real life, there’s a chance everyone would find it hilarious and the men would buy you drinks and the women would line up to take selfies with your and your horse, but there’s probably a bigger chance that your gigantic animal will start freaking out in a loud, crowded room and start annihilating everything in sight.

As this cowboy recently found out:

And that’s precisely why you should never take your horse to the bar. The odds are simply not in your favour. Even if you put a cowboy hat on which you would think magically grants you cowboy status, but apparently not. You live and you learn.

For the time a dog attacked a police horse in Victoria Park, which also caused all hell to break loose, click HERE.