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Man Wakes Up To Hotel Manager Sucking His Toes At End Of The Bed

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Nightmare fuel.

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King Charles’ Secret Son Says He Has Proof In Bombshell Coronation Interview

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Hope he doesn’t ruin the coronation.

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Pranksters Mow Giant Penis Into Lawn On Royal Crescent Before Massive Coronation Party

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The residents are furious.

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Ed Sheeran Is NOT Happy Even Though He Just Won His Copyright Case

NEWS / MF Jones

He’s vexed.

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Someone Dumped 500LBS Of Cooked Spaghetti In The Woods

NEWS / MF Jones

Leading suspect is Al Dente.

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‘The Flash’ Is Apparently So Good That Audiences Will ‘Forget’ Ezra Miller’s Crimes

NEWS / MF Jones

That’s nice.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Says Ben Affleck Is ‘Technically Excellent’ At Sex, But Brad Pitt Is Better

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Tell us how you really feel Gwyneth.

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72 Year Old Man Ditches Boring Retirement And Gets Job At McDonald’s Instead

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Legend.

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A New List Of Alleged Jeffrey Epstein Associates Has Been Released

NEWS / timw_brap

Well well well.

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Woman Who Spent £12k On Fake Boobs Refuses To Cover Up No Matter How Many Karens Complain

NEWS / MF Jones

Fighting the good fight.

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Ex Porn Star Mia Khalifa Was Invited To Give A Talk At Oxford University

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Progressive.

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Shein Is Now Selling A Bizarre Range Of Fried Chicken Jewellery

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This summer’s must have fashion accessory.

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Madeleine McCann’s Sister Speaks Publicly For First Time On Anniversary Of Disappearance

NEWS / MF Jones

Amelie McCann was two years old when her big sister was abducted.

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$250,000 Big Brother Winner Fears She May Have To Join OnlyFans To Survive

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Times are tough.

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Britney Spears Seems Perfectly OK As She Asks If ‘Clapping Her T*ts’ Could Make One Pop With NSFW Image

NEWS / MF Jones

Just Britney being Britney.

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Americans Are Absolutely Horrified By What The British Call A Chinese Takeaway

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What the hell is that?

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Pub That Proudly Displayed Golliwogs Forced To Close Due To Boycott From Suppliers

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RIP.

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Leytonstone McDonald’s Fined £497,000 For Serving Mouse Poo In A Burger

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Rancid.

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This Dude Murdered A Guy Because He Laugh Reacted A Profile Picture Of Him And His Girlfriend

NEWS / MF Jones

Over an emoji.

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Deluded Former Man City Player Stephen Ireland Claims He Was Better Than Ronaldo, Lampard And Gerrard

NEWS / timw_brap

Who?

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Bam Margera Claims He Was Never Legally Married To Nicole Boyd As She Files For Separation

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Whenever Bam is in the news, it never seems like it’s good news and after he was accused of assault last week and went on the run from police, he’s now claiming that he was never legally married to Nicole Boyd after she filed for separation from him. Featured Image VIA Even if that is

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Nicolas Cage Claims His Earliest Memory Is Being Inside His Mother’s Womb

NEWS / MF Jones

Classic Nic Cage.

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The UK Faces A Chicken Shortage After Expert Warns Industry At ‘Breaking Point’

NEWS / timw_brap

More good news.

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Chelsea’s ‘Hottest Fan’ Claims Security Told Her To Cover Her Boobs At Match

NEWS / MF Jones

What a travesty.

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Andrew Tate Says Girls Who Go To Festivals Are ‘Sweaty Peasants’ And ‘Festihoes’

NEWS / MF Jones

‘Avoid women who go to festivals.’

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Ed Sheeran Warns He’ll ‘Quit Music’ If Found Guilty In Copyright Trial

NEWS / MF Jones

Fingers crossed.

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12 Year Old Boy Sent Home From School For Wearing ‘There Are Only Two Genders’ T-Shirt

NEWS / timw_brap

Start ’em young.

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Jared Leto Showed Up At The Met Gala Dressed Up As A Massive Cat; Annoys Everyone

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I’m not really sure how Jared Leto is still popular in Hollywood and is still a legitimate movie store as there are countless accounts of him being a creepy doofus and also just being downright annoying, with another one of these going down last night at the Met Gala. Featured Image VIA In case you’re

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Online Gambling Mania: The Rise Of Casino Games

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All over the world, there are now so many people playing online casino games. Even in Europe, you will find a casino online in Poland, the UK, and many more. Why is there a rise in online gambling? What is it that players love so much about it? Today, we will look at the best

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