Britney Spears has been high on freedom (and possibly other things) ever since being released from her father’s conservatorship a couple years ago, and has been posting some wild stuff on Instagram ever since.
This week, she threatened to unleash her “tits” in aggressive fashion. Well, I’ll let Britney explain what’s going on here:
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“If I clapped my tits could I make one POP like a balloon 🎈 on Thursday ??? TICK TOCK TICK TOCK !!! I salute all bitches today NOT with just my middle finger 🖕🏻… but my chest too !!!! How do you spell chest … is it chess or chest ???”
O…K then. If you can make any sense of what Britney, who goes by River Red now, is saying in that caption than please break it down for us. I thought it might’ve been lyrics to a song but nothing seems to come up on Google?
Like any journalist worth his salt, I then hit up a Britney Spears message board where her own fans can’t seem to make sense of it either. Although one did theorise that Britney’s ramblings has something to do with Lynne Spears, her mum, turning 68 on Thursday. Hence the balloon emoji. Another commenter’s view is that we’re simply too dumb to understand Britney’s genius:
Ah, that must be it. Well anyway, happy birthday to Britney’s mum for Thursday (today). Seems like Britney got the party started early?
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For the time Britney ripped into a drive-thru worker for having the audacity to tell her “it’s going to be OK”, click HERE.
