No one loves a good ‘misgendering’ more than JK Rowling, but as of today (April 1, 2024), that becomes a lot more dicey with the introduction of Scotland’s new hate crime laws. which give police greater powers to investigate comments which are deemed as intended to stir up hatred based on prejudice towards characteristics such […]
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In news that I’m not sure the music industry will ever recover from, Lizzo has announced that she is quitting the game due to being incessantly bullied and dragged by haters in everyday life and on the internet. Personally I’m shocked that someone accused of making her employees shove bananas up their vaginas would ever
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Have a d1ck you’re not happy about? Well at least you’re not this guy whose wife just jumped on Reddit to lament the fact he has a micropenis that he didn’t tell her about. In Reddit forum ‘Am I The A**hole?’, the newlywed wife shared her story titled ‘Newlywed husband (32M) wanted to wait till
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Major plot twist to the story about multiple female TikTokers being punched in the face in broad daylight in NYC this week. It turns out that the main suspect, who has since been arrested, is a failed political candidate who has ran for mayor, governor and City Council in the past three years. Skiboky Stora,
For years people have debated whether it’s fair for transgender women to compete against biological women in sport, considering the physical advantages that come with being born male. Well, it’s clear what one group of parents over in Sydney, Australia, think about the matter, with a row erupting this week over a youth football/soccer team
It feels like we’ve done about a dozen of these ‘botched surgeries abroad’ posts in 2024 alone, but this case involving Wrexham beautician and aspiring model Donna Butterfield has to be the biggest sh*t-show we’ve covered yet. Donna, 30, paid £3,000 in cash to undergo a cosmetic operation at a private clinic in Palma, Majorca,
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Is it even considered news any more when Britney Spears goes nude on Instagram? I had to double-check to make sure I wasn’t about to re-blog the same thing we posted two weeks ago when she did the same thing. Turns out Britney it simply in the mood to go nude these days, and if
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IT worker James Howells, 38, began mining Bitcoin back in 2009 when it was basically worthless, and had stored 8,000 units on his PC by the time it was accidentally thrown out by his ex-girlfriend during a clear-out in 2013, with it being stored in a bin bag and her not knowing it was there.
If anyone’s qualified to warn of the dangers of plastic surgery, it’s Katie Price. Yeah, OK, she’s planning a 17th boob job and so clearly doesn’t take her own advice, but she’s still decided to impart her wisdom on how damaging plastic surgery can be to the young women of today. The former Page 3
Top Gear legend James May has claimed in a new podcast appearance that men are getting a ‘bad rap’ in society, and that those in his demographic especially are being ‘written off as unworthy’. James May previously claimed in another interview that ‘wokeness’ had cost him a Channel 4 job earlier in his career, but
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The last thing that image-conscious Prince Harry & Meghan Markle need right now is to be dragged into the P Diddy sexual trafficking lawsuit, but that’s exactly what’s happened after Harry’s name appeared in court documents against the Bad Boy Records founder. Producer Rodney “Lil Rod” Jones filed a $30 million lawsuit against Diddy last
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Everyone is talking about Temu (the Amazon-style online market place in China full of cheap off-brand crap) on social media today after their £50 free cash giveaway went viral. Basically all you have to do is download the Temu app and register, then send out an “invitation code” to others. Once both individuals sign up,
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Another day, another story of Joey Barton making friends all over the internet – this time after calling out a 17-year-old girl named Ava Easdon, who made a mistake between the sticks for Partick Thistle Women by conceding this goal during a 4-1 defeat to Rangers Women in the SWPL final; the biggest game in
Diddy AKA Puff Daddy AKA Sean Combs is having a hell of a week. According to AP News, properties belonging to music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs in Los Angeles and Miami were raided on Monday by federal Homeland Security and other law enforcement as part of an ongoing sex trafficking investigation, with several sexual assault
When Rebel Wilson revealed that Sacha Baron Cohen had got his lawyers in touch with her over a chapter she’d written about him in upcoming memoir ‘Rebel Rising’, we joked that maybe the former Ali G/Borat/Bruno legend was about to be #MeToo’d. Turns out, that’s potentially what is happening after further details about their relationship
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For years, the rumour has been that the man behind the Banksy moniker is Robin Gunningham, with this photo first doing the rounds over 15 years ago in several media outlets who were convinced they had uncovered the true identity of the elusive artist: Since then, there hasn’t been much in the way of confirmation
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Selena Gomez claimed last year that she hadn’t been on the internet in FOUR YEARS because there’s just so many moronic comments and news stories she has to contend with (sorry about that). So I’m guessing the last thing she needed upon her return was to accidentally publish an ever-so-slightly revealing image of herself, which
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You would think that the guy who played Ali G, Borat and Brüno so brilliantly wouldn’t take himself so seriously, but apparently Sacha Baron Cohen was so offended by Rebel Wilson calling him an ‘@rsehole’ in her new memoir that he threatened legal action and tried to have press around the release of the book
I don’t think there’s anyone on planet Earth I’d rather not be right now than the four alleged perpetrators of the Moscow concert attack, who have all since been captured by Russian special forces and are being thoroughly and brutally interrogated as we speak. Here’s a photo of the four men below during their respective
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Ever since being sacked by Bristol Rovers in October, Joey Barton just can’t stop being a pr1ck on the internet. This time, he’s posted a Tweet wondering what Chelsea legend Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is doing on the England coaching team, surmising that it must be due to ‘tokenism’ and filling a diversity quota. Here’s what
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A distant cousin to King Charles is on the run and being hunted by police after being convicted of hurling racist abuse in a McDonald’s restaurant, after already standing trial for threatening to stab a homeless support worker in the face and referring to gay men as ‘batty boys’. Rowan Nash Lascelles is King Charles’ second
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Having already walked around with her bare vagina on show in Paris, Bianca Censori has this week debuted a new look as she popped out for ice cream with Kanye West. This time, she wore one of the shortest skirts/shorts on planet Earth which left both her bum cheeks on full display… Here’s how it
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It’s pretty amazing that anyone would pay money to see Katie Price naked given there’s two decades worth of content available for free on the internet, from her Page 3 days to her sex tape and everything since. In fact, some people would argue that she should be paying us? Well, regardless, the artist formerly
We haven’t heard from Dan Bilzerian in ages, and it seems like he’s had some kind of epiphany in the time since then. You see, the multi-millionaire party boy appears to have recently worked out that “monogamy is better” than having sex with several different women every day who are only with you for money.
Tom Hardy has never seemed like the most outwardly of personalities, and this seems to have rubbed a bunch of his co-stars and fans up the wrong way, with stories from Patrick Stewart, Charlize Theron, and more which we’ll transcribe below. Most recently, Tom Hardy was reportedly being a bit weird on the set of
If you ever wondered how a Deliveroo order could lead to you getting your thumb bitten off, here’s a fine example out of Aldershot, Hampshire, involving a man and his £57 Pizza Express order. Stephen Jenkinson, 36, had to have part of his big toe surgically sewn on to his missing right thumb after it
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Being ‘woke’ used to simply mean that you were aware of discrimination, prejudice and social injustices. However, it’s since evolved into a catch-all term for all ‘progressive’ political thinking, and is now basically used as an insult by more conservative or centrist types, or even left-leaning people who think wokeness encapsulates the extreme side of
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Following the #MeToo movement, Hollywood introduced mandatory ‘intimacy coaches’ on the sets of their films in order to protect actresses and keep everything above board during sex scenes. Overall you’d say that’s a good thing, but apparently it was also necessary to have one present when Ewan McGregor was filming sex scenes with his own
Daring Kanye West to sue you seems like a pretty bold move considering he’s exactly the kind of guy to call your bluff in a situation like that, and it seems like brand influencer YesJulz has found this out the hard way this week after falling out with both Kanye and his business partner Milo
Kanye West Sues YesJulz For $8 Million, Just Days After She Dared Him To Do So Read More »
So yesterday there was a whole bunch of reports that Kate Middleton had been spotted looking “happy, healthy and relaxed” at the Windsor Farm Shop with Prince William. No one believed it for a second because it was all coming from “onlookers” who told The Sun, with not a single photo taken by the paparazzi
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