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Brexit Now Has Its Own Porn Parody Starring ‘Teaser Maynot’ And ‘Jizza Cwoarbyn’

Hard Brexxxit

Hard Brexxxit.

These days if anything is worth its salt then it’s probably going to have a porn parody, so it really begs the question of why did it take so long for Brexit to receive one?

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I don’t have the answer to that question, but I do know that the subject is finally here in the soon to be classic ‘Hard Brexxit’. The film is made by Television X and features a leggy model named ‘Teaser Maynot’ getting into some dirty situations with a guy called ‘Tronald Dump’. Subtle.

There are also appearances for characters called Jizza Cwoarbyn, Gladimhere Putitin and Knickerless Virgin (Nicola Sturgeon), but I think they missed a beat by not including Nigel Farage or David Cameron. Imagine the fun they could have had with those two and a pig’s head. Real opportunity missed.

You can see the trailer to the ‘movie’ below:

Well yeah that looks about as stupid as you would expect and is inevitably going to end up with Teaser Maynot getting it up the ass from every single other character, but when the joke is as good as that then I suppose you can’t really blame them for running with it can you?

For more porn parodies, check out this ‘Back To The Future’ one. They’re all great – trust me.


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