Here’s a selection of photos from what seems like the most miserable wedding of all time.

So, I think it’s a transgender wedding. And I suppose being anything other than straight in Russia must be pretty cack.

Go on, crack a smile love.

The lady on the right is doing an excellent wedding smile. The lady in the middle has her special stony face on and the lady on the left is either completely drunk or crying. Or both.

Fallen down or dancing? We’ll never know. Her porcelain mask will not divulge her emotion easily.

Miserable. As. Sin.

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