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This is a picture of Sick Chirpse super-Lord Tim Williams. Not a lot of people realise this, but he’s actually based in Omsk, near the border of Kazakhstan. He likes shooting squirrels. You see, that’s the wonder of the internet, he can write from his freezing shack in the tundra and you lot think he’s based somewhere comfortable in Europe. Well you’re wrong. In fact, I’m currently sat in Al Bayda in Yemen. So there. It’s very warm here. And there’s not very many trees.

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