‘The Crow’ is one of the finest cult classic films of the 90’s. OK it’s not exactly Oscar-worthy, but it’s creepy as hell, visually awesome, has a cool vibe/aura, and features a great final performance from Brandon Lee, who was tragically killed on set while filming the final scenes for the movie. Unfortunately, The Crow […]
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Very sad news today as WWF/E legend Virgil AKA Mike Jones has passed away aged 61 following a long health battle. Virgil was best known for his 8-year run in Hogan-era WWE where he worked as Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase’s personal assistant. Him finally nailing Dibiase with the Million Dollar Belt at the 1991
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Last year, Sopranos legend Drea De Matteo AKA Adriana La Cerva decided to launch an OnlyFans account (only about 20 years too late). She’s now spoken out about how joining the platform ‘saved her life’ and made her a sh1t tonne of money, which helped her pay off her mortgage in just minutes. It turns
Peaky Blinders actor Paul Anderson was arrested for crack cocaine possession at a pub in Hampstead, west London, last month, with his lawyer later explaining in court that the actor had just wanted to please fans who were begging to get f***** up with Arthur Shelby. Well, Anderson, 46, has sparked fresh concern with this
When I saw the headlines about a new P Diddy lawsuit I just thought it was yet another sexual assault case brought against the Bad Boy mogul. Turns out there’s a lot more to this one though, involving claims that Diddy had sex with rapper Meek Mill and R&B star Chris Brown, and that he
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Donald Trump’s new limited edition ‘Never Surrender’ trainers are going for up to $10,000 on eBay, and it looks like rapper Fat Joe has secured himself a pair despite being a vocal anti-Trumper and claiming to hate everything MAGA stands for. Following some backlash from his fans, Fat Joe has defended his decision to own
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New footage has emerged today from the shambolic Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, which was so grim that police were called and the whole story has been making headline news all week. Here’s a reminder of some of the images we’ve seen already: And, today, new footage of one of the actors playing a character
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The most incriminating photo of all time has resulted in a woman from County Clare, Ireland losing a £649,967 compensation case for injuries she supposedly suffered when her car was hit from behind by another motorist. Kamila Grabska, 36, sued RSA Insurance for near £650k, claiming she hurt her back so badly in the 2017
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Off the bat I want to say there’s about a 0.001% chance that this is true (if that), but journalistic standards are so high at Sick Chirpse that we would be remiss to not at least investigate this rumour of Kate Middleton getting a BBL, which would explain why she’s been missing for over a
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Usually when you get stories like this it’s about some terrible Winter Wonderland hosted on a disused industrial estate that involved a drunk Santa or stoned elves, so it’s nice to see this tale of a ‘shambolic’ Willy Wonka-inspired experience in Glasgow occur outside the festive season. Here’s the Willy’s Chocolate Experience that was advertised
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Boyzone legend Shane Lynch is a born-again Pentecostal Christian these days, and so I guess it stands to reason that he’s now accusing Taylor Swift of performing ‘demonic rituals’ at her shows, and brainwashing her fans into joining the dark side. Lynch told the Sunday World: “I think when you’re looking at a lot of
Usually there’s nothing funny about paedophile hunter/nonce sting videos, but this clip out of Leeds seems to be cracking a lot of people up due to the hunter and (alleged) nonce slinging back-and-forth insults at each other as they wait for police to turn up. Word is that this man had arranged to meet a
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Astrid Wett is an OnlyFans girl who claims to be a massive Chelsea fan, but probably only does it for the clout and to coax Chelsea fans into subscribing to her page (which seems to be working, to be fair). Well at the Carabao Cup final on Sunday, Astrid claimed that she turned up to
Nashville hardcore outfit Llorona are going viral this week after one of their band members allegedly dosed his bandmate with estrogen in an attempt to steal his fiancée. What an absolute piece of sh*t! Llorona shared the story on their Instagram page, claiming that the vocalist “Diego” attempted to “force a transition” on his supposed pal
To boycott Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, and other companies that support or profit from Israel’s continued assault on Gaza is commendable, but I’m not sure smashing up a small business because they refuse to stop selling Coca Cola is going to help matters. In fact, Salahudin Yusuf, the owner of Salah’s kebab shop on
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How much money would you need to get paid to carry 48-year-old DJ Khaled around so that he doesn’t get his Jordans dirty? Obviously it’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it: DJ Khaled didn’t want to Mess up the Jordans 👀 pic.twitter.com/G3E7ex09LL — Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) February 26, 2024 Just unbelievably on-brand
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Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers has come under fire after calling a female reporter a ‘good girl’ in a tense interview in which he refused to elaborate on a previous comment he had made. Rodgers’s Celtic haven’t been in the best form recently, but they managed to secure a scrappy 3-1 win at Motherwell on Sunday
There’s an absolute menace running around the Bronx right now hitting unsuspecting strangers with Randy Orton’s classic RKO finisher. Naturally, he seems to be selecting victims who seem like they won’t/can’t fight back: This man goes around the Bronx dropping random people pic.twitter.com/nZ5xr20CUc — Crime Net (@TRIGGERHAPPYV1) February 25, 2024 What a bell end. Randy
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Music producer Marcus Adepoju, who calls himself ‘Menace to Society’, is facing a lengthy spell in jail after attempting to shoot a man over a £3.50 debt. Marcus Adepoju, 31, fired repeatedly through the man’s window in Catford, south-east London. Fortunately, he missed his target, but was subsequently arrested and convicted of multiple firearms and
The spicy chicken wings/porn star world was thrown into a loop the other week when we learned ‘Hot Ones’ host Sean Evans was dating adult film star Melissa Stratton… only to dump her as soon as the relationship went public and people began trolling him online. For example, this brutally unnecessary Tweet by serial shagger
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I can’t remember the last time a genuinely new and unique finishing move was introduced to the world of pro wrestling, but I’m fairly certain we’ve never seen anything like this for WWE, WCW, ECW, or anywhere else in the wrestling universe: Finishing move needs a name byu/RobsCrazy003 inWrasslin I mean, it’s one thing to
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Everyone knows that the best way to rattle Cristiano Ronaldo is to chant ‘Messi’ at him. In fact all you have to do is say Messi’s name in his presence and he goes into full-blown meltdown. Even after Ronaldo’s Al-Nassr clinched a 3-2 win over Al-Shabab on the weekend, Al-Shahab fans were still chanting ‘Messi’
Ricky Gervais is probably one of the greatest comedians of the modern era. Joe Lycett? Not so much. Still, we all have our critics, and Lycett went on The News Agents podcast the other night to share his disappointment with Gervais’s more recent shtick. Lycett hit out at Gervais’s ‘comedically weak’ Netflix special Supernature, and
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Back in 2017, grime legend Wiley, real name Richard Cowie, was awarded an MBE for his services to music, which he readily accepted while looking like needed to take a massive p1ss: Sadly, seven years and a load of antisemitic comments later, Wiley has now been made to forfeit his MBE for ‘bringing the honours
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An absolute massive cocaine haul – so large it could provide every man, woman and child in the UK with 2 lines each – has been seized at Southampton Port. As many as 114 million lines of the Class A drug were found among bananas in a container from South America, weighing in at 5.7 tonnes,
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Very sad news this week with the tragic death of adult film legend Kagney Linn Karter, made worse when the gruesome details of her death were revealed. Now, Louis Theroux, a man who got to know her well in 2012, has paid tribute to the 36-year-old with the following Tweet: Very sad to learn of
Charli XCX has leaked a list of ridiculous marketing ideas that her record label suggested for her, including getting her nipples pierced, leaking a sex tape, acting like an obnoxious idiot on the tube, and getting caught shoplifting in a stunt they titled ‘Winona moment’, in reference to actress Winona Ryder being arrested for shoplifting
Unbelievably awkward interaction at the driving range this week as pro golfer Georgia Ball was working on her swing, only for some random dude to walk over and explain to her – a literal professional golfer – how to hit the golf ball poperly. Imagine being a Female PGA Professional and some guy comes up
Tiger King legend Joe Exotic is three years into a 22-year sentence for conspiracy to commit murder for hire (against longstanding rival Carole Baskin) and nine counts of violation of the Endangered Species Act. So I guess he’s got to pass the time somehow, and apparently that includes perving over pictures of Machine Gun Kelly.
Rule #1 of going to Thailand – don’t mess with the locals. That includes Thai ladyboys you’ve invited round for a sex party with the lads, which in this case descended into a chaotic brawl that resulted in one British man being stabbed in the stomach, valuables being stolen and smashed glass everywhere. The men
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