Count Binface Responds To The BBC Unmasking Him Live On Newsnight

ByMF Jones

Count Binface is on fire right now as he becomes Nigel Farage’s primary challenger for the Clacton by-election, which could potentially result in one of the most amusing/humiliating outcomes in British political history.

This means the MSM is trying to trip up Binface at every turn, but it sounds like he’s more than prepared for it. For example, the BBC attempting to “unmask” him on Newsnight earlier…

The host reveals that Binface’s real name is ‘Jon’, and asks why he doesn’t “bin off the bin”.

Binface responds: “Oh here we go. Has anyone here seen Return of the Jedi? No one wants to know what’s underneath the bin. It’s disgusting. It’s absolutely putrifying. If you want to be serious with me, you want to talk to Count Binface, then you get me on and try to deconstruct a character. What are we doing here? On a programme that used to construct proper investigative journalism, but is now a souped up podcast.”

He makes a good point about why he’s keeping the bin on. His supporters aren’t voting for “John”, they’re voting for Count Binface. The satirical intergalactic space warrior! No one cares that he’s the alter ego of comedian Jon Harvey – they just think it would be hilarious if he becomes Clacton MP at the expense of Nigel Farage.

Not to mention – his manifesto sounds pretty great:

Beat that, Nigel.

The Clacton by-election is proposed to take place on August 6, 2026. A lot can happen between now and then, but can you imagine if Count Binface actually wins? Seriously though, what would that look like? We may actually find out…

For more on George ‘Posh George’ Cottrell, who reportedly calls Nigel Farage ‘daddy’, click HERE.

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