La Liga Player Gets A Straight Red Card For Pinching His Opponent’s Penis
A footballer received a straight red card today after sexually assaulting his opponent in the 55th minute of a game in La Liga.
Getafe’s Abdel Aqbar pinched the penis of Atletico Madrid’s Alexander Sørloth’s, prompting the Norwegian to throw him to the ground. The referee reviewed the incident on VAR and rightly decided to show Aqbar a red card…
🚨🚨| It appears Abdel Abqar touched Alexander Sørloth’s private area, causing Sørloth to react angrily and pull him down.
— CentreGoals. (@centregoals) March 14, 2026
As a result, Abqar was shown a red card. 😳🟥
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Getting sent off for touching another man’s privates – in the last week of Ramadan, no less! Surely there’s not many things more Haram than that. What, did he think that VAR wasn’t going to spot this blatant willy grab caught on camera?
Looks like he might have been going for a pp twister, but Sørloth managed to evade what might’ve been a season-ending injury otherwise. Absolute d1ck move!
Fair play to the referee and VAR making the right decision in the end, even if it did apparently take 5 minutes. Good thing VAR wasn’t around in Vinnie Jones’s day eh?
Atletico won the game 1-0.
For the goalkeeper who was shown a red card for urinating in a hedge in the middle of an FA Cup tie, click HERE.
