Man, 24, Turns Up At Hospital With WWI Bomb Stuck Up His Backside

A 24-year-old man has had a WW1 shell removed from his rectum by surgeons at Rangueil Hospital in Toulouse, France.

The man arrived at the hospital complaining about ‘severe discomfort’ but offered no other details. After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had shoved a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt.

Fire in the hole, indeed!

At this point, all hell broke loose – with doctors calling the bomb squad and police and firefighters turning up at the scene as the building was evacuated.

In the end, firefighters confirmed to Le Parisien that the bomb shell was defused and removed from the man’s backside, so that’s a relief.

The man could now face charges for violating France’s weapons legislation, which is just what he needs as he recovers from having a WW1 bomb both inserted into and then surgically removed from butt.

What everyone wants to know is how exactly this 16x4cm World War One shell wound up in this man’s backside in the first place. Did he slip while hoovering?

I mean, I can’t imagine that someone, gay or otherwise, would turn to a WWI artillery shell if they wanted something in their bum. It had to have been some kind of insanely improbable accident otherwise why wouldn’t he just use a dildo?

Then again, who knows? Maybe he was just low on options and the only thing in his vicinity at that moment that he could plausibly stick up his backside was a giant WW1 bomb.

Either way, it turned out to be a horrific, life-changing mistake the likes of which he may never mentally or physically recover from. Imagine going viral for being the guy who had a hospital shut down because you turned up with a World War One explosive stuck in your a*se? Better hope his name doesn’t start doing the rounds because surely there is no coming back from that kind of humiliation.

To watch a man survive a car bomb assassination gone wrong, click HERE. Gnarly.