Plastic surgery has been giving people bigger txts, bigger dxcks and bigger lips for a long time now, so it’s a huge win for all the short-arses out there to now be able to get surgery for longer legs to increase your height.
One person who’s taken full advantage of this is 41-year-old Moses Gibson. Standing at just 5’5, Moses had always struggled with ‘heightism’ in his dating life. In 2016, Moses surgically added three extra inches to his height, with the procedure costing $75,000 (£60,376), taking him to a more respectable (but still kinda short) 5’8.
After undergoing the brutal operation – which involved breaking his bones and having magnetic screws put in – business owner Moses ended up having another surgery last month for $98,000 (£78891), in the hopes of reaching his desired height of 5’10.
He now has to use a height-lengthening device three times a day which will pull the bone apart a millimetre at a time until it stretches his body the extra 2 inches required to hit his goal.
Moses, from Minneapolis, US, says:
They give you powerful pain medication as there are times when it’s really painful and you have to work through it.
You go home and you have a week or two for some healing to happen before you get the device to start lengthening.
He said that ‘as far back as when he was 15’, he realised that his peers around him were taller, which made him feel ‘unhappy’. After his first surgery though, he began to grow in confidence (as well as height):
[After the first one] I became less hesitant and less worried about the result when talking to women. I now have a girlfriend.
I started wearing shorts and taking full body pictures which I never used to.
It’s about me as a person and the way I look at myself with the height thing. In my mind, when I’m done with this part I can just be free.
I just won’t care about my height anymore. I’ll be satisfied with what I have.
There’s always going to be people taller, but it will just be something that isn’t on my mind anymore.
It had always been his dream for people to stop cracking jokes about his height and discriminating against him for being short:
People who said ‘you’re short’, they just don’t see it anymore. Even though they don’t know there’s difference, they ask if I’ve been working out.
I’d advise anybody who wants this to go for it, it’s definitely worth it.
I’m definitely wanting to spread the word and if it can help other people go through it then so be it, I’m glad.
Amazingly, this procedure could be available for free on the NHS if you have particularly short legs, but keep in mind that it’s a long and painful process, and can lead to complications like poor bone formation, fracture and infection, and is therefore generally not recommended. For Moses though? Totally worth it for all the pxssy he’s been getting since.
For the 6’3 shopper who brutally murdered two children for asking how tall he was, click HERE. Just a bit of an overreaction.
