Are you still stuck for where to take your girl out for Valentine’s Day?

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Burger King are making one final roll of the dice to try and tempt you over to one of their establishments by offering an ‘adult meal’ complete with its own toy. Unfortunately they’ve missed a trick by not labelling it ’50 Shades Of Whopper’ or the equivalent, instead opting for the much safer sounding ‘Valentine’s Adult Meal’. Lame.

The meal itself consists of two Whoppers, two packs of french fries, two beers, and a ‘romantic ADULT TOY’. Your guess is as good as mine as to what this ‘ADULT TOY’ (their capitalisation, not ours) is, but if you check out the promo video below, it looks like it might either be a satin mask, feather duster or a scalp massager. Yeah, I’m as perplexed with you about the ‘adultness’ or ‘toy’ capabilities of any of those items:

Kinky? Of course, this promotion isn’t available in the UK because nothing is ever available in the UK, so if you really want to get your hands on one of these, you’d better hope you’re reading this in Israel or book a flight over there ASAP. What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than a surprise trip to Burger King in Israel eh?

Alternatively, why not just try Poundland’s Meal Deal for just £7? Affordable AND classy.