The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.
Here are the best from this week:
(Click the arrow keys below to view confessions.)
Every now and then I squat and poo onto a bit of Newspaper because it comes out so smoothly. It takes me back to the the best shit I ever had in a hole in the ground for a toilet when I went interailing.