11) Curtain Legged Lord

None of this next one is actually any good. But the bit that I’d like you to pay closest attention to is the leg area. It’s as if his thighs are made of curtains?

12) Weird Motto Jesus

The tattooist has nailed the face. He’s got that pained and pensive expression he was after. He’s just ruined it with the wording unfortunately. Jesus should probably have an apostrophe, but let’s not split hairs.

13) Heavy Metal Jesus

Awful. It doesn’t mention Jesus having piercings and facial tattoos anywhere in the bible I just checked.

14) Poor Effort Jesus

Rubbish. That is all.

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