Uncle Waldo Calls The Geese ‘Slags’ In The Aristocats
Ever seen Disney’s AristoCats? Ever notice Uncle Waldo calling the other geese slags?
Walrus Lodger Requested On Brighton Gumtree
I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.
The Eurovision Song Contest Is Well Renowned For Having Some Truly Terrible Songs, But Finland’s Entry This Year Might Be The Worst Yet
Did anyone watch Eurovision on Saturday? I didn’t, cause I was talking codshit to strangers at a house party in Brixton till the sun rose. However, Finland’s entry popped up on my facebook feed and here’s a few reasons why I thought it was one of the shittest things I’ve ever heard/ seen.
The Crazy Serbian House In The Middle Of A River
This absolute legend, Milija Mandić, affectionately known as ‘Fungus’ by his friends built this house in the late 60’s and despite numerous flood and weather related calamities it’s still looking weird and cool today.
Rakia, The Serbian National Drink
One night in Belgrade we met a man loading bottles of Serbian moonshine into the boot of someone’s car. His name was Goran and he taught us about rakia and let us drink some of his stuff.
I Spent 30 Hours Trapped In A Freak Hungarian Blizzard
Something shitty happened to me last week and I thought I’d share it with you Sick Chirpsers, lying in your warm beds with your laptop, smoking that inevitable morning spliff and nursing last nights unfinished stubby of French supermarket lager.
The Serbian Rock Club That’s Also A Gun Range
BZS takes us around a Serbian Gun Range/ Rock Club. Part 2 of a Series on Belgrade.