Not only do you not actually do this, at all, in this universe or any other, you’ve also taken the time from one of the relatively few days you have on earth to concoct this bullshit and upload it onto the internet. Even if you did do this – and you definitely don’t – I’m not entirely convinced the DMV are receiving these letters and streamlining their operations based on your feedback. If you want to change the DMV, go and work for them.

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