The 4.8 magnitude earthquake that rattled New York and other parts of the US East Coast this week was thankfully quite minor… unless you count the guy who was in the middle of getting his balls sliced open for a vasectomy in Pennsylvania.
Justin Allen, of Horsham, PA, was attending his scheduled appointment at the Urology Health Surgery Center in Huntingdon Valley when he felt the whole room start shaking – right in the middle of the procedure.
A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY VASECTOMY
— Justin Allen (@Jallen_Town) April 5, 2024
Justin told USA Today:
“The surgeon sort of froze and all of us kind of seemed a bit confused. Even when the surgeon said ‘that’s gotta be an earthquake,’ I thought he was joking.”
Thankfully, the earthquake didn’t cause any unplanned slicing – although, that may have made the vasectomy even more effective:
“I really wasn’t worried because he had walked me through every step of the procedure, so it mostly felt like a speed bump and we were mostly just calm and laughing as the room shook.
Everything turned out great. I feel about as good as I possibly can as the numbing is starting to wear off.”
Phew, what a relief. Getting a vasectomy is already scary enough as it is without having to contend with an earthquake in the middle of it. The room starts shaking and all of a sudden, if there’s a slip of the hand, it’s game over for your scrotum and/or the surrounding area.
Then again, the meds they give you beforehand to make you not care about the man with the knife cutting into your ball sack, are probably powerful enough that you won’t mind a little earthquake either. Even still, I bet Justin is relieved that the earthquake didn’t turn his vasectomy into a circumcision, or worse. Congrats, Justin!
For insane footage of a Twitch streamer getting caught in the middle of a magnitude 7 Earthquake in Turkey, click HERE.
