For a lot of guys out there, there’s not much out there that they love more than FIFA, so the video game becomes the perfect target when a partner (male or female, it’s 2022 guys) feels wronged during a relationship.
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This has never been better illustrated than in the extraordinary act of petty revenge described by TOWIE star Francesa Parman against ex boyfriend Diags. Take a listen below:
@francescaparman #stitch with @Sadielane ♬ original sound – Francesca Parman
So, during my whole relationship with my ex, he played FIFA.
Wouldn’t take me out. FIFA. Was more obsessed with FIFA than me. He loved FIFA more than me. So I hacked his account.
Yeah, I hacked him. And I relegated his team to the lowest division. It took me hours, but it was so worth it.
And then, he he loads of millions of pounds, it’s not real money, but I used it all on terrible dance moves so like when they would score a goal, the old ‘whoop whoop Gangnam Style’ would come out.
I’m very proud of it. Still proud of it now years on because I know it hurt his heart. You hurt my heart, I will hurt your heart twice as hard. Don’t f–k with me.
Wow. You have to love that dedication to completely and utterly crushing someone’s dreams. As a regular FIFA player myself I know how annoyed I would be if somebody did that to me, and I can also respect how much effort she must have gone to in order to make it happen.
Sure, it’s only pressing a few buttons every now and then, but you still would have to leave the Playstation on for about ten hours to do it and you would probably have to do it all at once so that the dude didn’t catch wind of what was going on. Fair play to her – even if it is a little cruel.
For more of the same, check out this celebrity version of FIFA with some really dumb commentary. Definitely worth watching.