1) Government Vet Sex Killer

Kirk Thompson has been jailed this week for killing David Kochs. But this was no straight forward murder, this is pretty screwball stuff.

The two men met on the internet through mutual kinks and decided to meet at Thompson’s Newcastle flat. They both got bang on the crystal meth before getting down to some seriously dark naked action.

Thompson, an ex-altar boy (those bloody Catholics again) got excited by inflicting pain on others, and I guess Kochs enjoyed receiving pain to a certain extent. During their “extreme no limits anything goes sex” Thompson burned and cut Kochs so badly that he died of his injuries. Now if you can believe it, the tale gets even darker still. I bet you wish you were still reading about fairies don’t you?

Thompson covered the body with a sheet after he realised he was dead, then welcomed in another house guest and got busy with him. The next morning, after the second guest had left he finally called his Dad round. Odd choice. The ambulance was called and the rest is history. He was accused of ABH and manslaughter and got 10 years.

Honestly, there is no end to the disturbing things people get into is there? Well, that’s the end of this weeks dramas, if you pick anything up next week gimme a shout @timboynewtron

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