We’ve all been there – a shared flat, thin walls – breaks in between episodes or music become the opportune moments for droppage. The wince, tensed buttocks, held breath creates the sloppy fart. It’s all down hill from here. You can’t look anyone in the eye again. They heard you shit in the same place they shit and it sounded worse than theirs.
So what do you do to reduce the inevitable shame? Here are a few of Pea Bo’s suggestions:
1) Midnight Poo
It’s not the best, and quite frankly can destroy your insides, but sometimes sexy flatmates who like to walk around in their underwear, make you do crazy things. Be careful, though – some people stay up till the early morning. ‘Youths’ as I call them. You can shit around them, that’s fine. In fact, shit in front of them. On them. Shitting youths. *grabs walking stick and shakes it at everyone*.