Top 4 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Gruesome (NSFW)

2) Cycle Lane Silliness

There’s not a lot to say about this magnificently moronic display. It’s just an immaculately pointless spend by Derbyshire county council. Who decides on these things? I bet it cost thousands of pounds. Well, I’ve enjoyed it even if the cyclists of Chesterfield haven’t.

I don’t want you to feel short changed though, so here’s a photo of England’s shortest zebra crossing in Raunds, Northamptonshire. OK?:

You still want more? OK, here’s Britain’s smallest car parking space which was created for your pleasure in Burry Port, Carmarthenshire:

This week’s number one is pretty NSFW, just so you know…

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