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THE DARK KNIGHT “RISES” [BATMAN PORN PARODY TRAILER]

Check the hilarious trailer for The Dark Knight “Rises”, a parody smut of the forthcoming Batman film. I love the fact that the smut parody will be out before the actual film.

Finally, a film dares to answer the question, “Would Bane-al be banal?”

In smut parody trailer The Dark Knight “Rises”, we see every great/bad $ex joke that was just dying to be made about not only Christopher Nolan’s Batman films, but the entire Dark Knight universe: Batman is Buttman; Commissioner Gordon (or, um, Commissioner Hard-On) gives moustache rides. And then there’s Robin’s thinly veiled homosexuality (duh times 1,000) and Catwoman/Scatwoman’s all-around minx-iness.

Ok so you know how Bane & Catwoman are a bit S&M? Yeah, it’s like that.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTY6eXHd2ko&hd=1

Perhaps this type of tinkering with the Batman world will help heal the nerd pain of those feeling burned by George Lucas’ continued changes to his Star Wars movies.

Check out the The Dark Knight “Rises” clip, made by YouTubers Dr. Coolsex Comedy, above. With headphones on, it’s pretty safe for work.

The actual The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters in summer 2012.

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