Guess Who’s Back, Bitches – Emile Heskey Has Signed For Bolton Wanderers
Christmas has come early.
Even though Emile Heskey has gone from zero to hero in Australia, it seems that some old habits still die hard.
If you had ever told me there would be such a thing as a Heskey Cam or that a crowd of people would be chanting ‘You are Heskey’s bitch’, I would tell you you were crazy. Oh, and he scored a bicycle kick too.
Disillusioned Australian people buy a shit load of Emile Heskey shirts. Newcastle Jets have run out of replica shirts of their new signing and have had to order 5,000 more. Mental.