You've gonna hope you were nice this year when you hear about these.
Return to form.
That's got us excited.
Most of us spend our weekends getting smashed, whereas this lot prefer to get splashed.
Yeah, I wasn't expecting to type 'Weird Medieval Church Porn' any more than you were expecting to read it. Here's a slice...
Krampus is Father Christmas' terrifying enforcer. You better have been good this year... I bet you haven't though, so look out.