CONSTITUENTS

NEWS

Matt Hancock’s Tory Colleague Is ‘Looking Forward To Seeing Him Eat Kangaroo Penis’
November 2, 2022

Is this serious?
NEWS

Congressman Secretly Codes Out ‘Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’ In Tweets About Trump’s Impeachment
November 15, 2019

Cool meme dude.
NOT THE NEWS

This MP Just Offered To Perform Oral Sex On His Constituents
March 24, 2016

They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.