I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that we might already be in a recession at the moment due to the cost of living crisis and the fact that everyone seems very reluctant to spend their money on anything, but one person who isn’t afraid to call it and reckons that she has more authority than the government and all the finance bros out there is this stripper that has gone viral on Twitter.
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Check out what she had to say about it all – and why she’s more qualified to talk about it than anyone working on Wall Street or Canary Wharf or wherever:
me getting stock alerts just to decide whether it’s worth it to go to work
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 19, 2022
Nah fr reading all these articles journalists and economists are like we’re not in a recession we might not even get one this year or next… like the club is dead babe wym
— Lana Agave 🍒 (@agave_baby) May 20, 2022
i danced in houston and i’ve heard stories from my regulars about this lmao https://t.co/Slc8ZmKnGH
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 20, 2022
one day i’ll write out how enron shaped houston strip club culture in terms of zoning laws, normalization, etc which will genuinely b me coming full circle since we emigrated to the US for my dads job at enron
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 20, 2022
so a lot of the replies are saying i’m wrong bc strip clubs are a “sin” industry so i’m gonna explain why that isn’t true https://t.co/pd36Ahwbf5
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 26, 2022
sex work has survived through every war, recession, decline of empires it will survive while other “sins” are goods consumed a strip club is more of an operative tool for business rather than just a “sin”
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 26, 2022
ask ANY stripper we have to be aware of how rich people are going to spend their money, stripping is betting on how the rich spend their money you’re gonna tell me that isn’t just a stock exchange?
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 26, 2022
I guess what she’s saying does make a lot of sense hey? You can imagine there being a Freakanomics article on the correlations between strip club attendance and recessions, can’t you?
Not sure if that makes her more qualified to talk about it than someone who works on Wall Street, but those guys do essentially seem like massive idiots who very rarely have a clue what they’re doing so maybe strippers are smarter than them? It’s not that unbelievable, mostly because I’m fairly sure we’re in a recession anyway. Start spending that money because it ain’t gonna be worth anything in a few months.
For more of the same, check out these strippers telling you how they should be treated if you ever find yourself in a club. Pretty important watch that one.
