4. Jodie Kidd

Former racing driver and total babe Jodie Kidd is at the top of many speculative new Top Gear host lists but would she really want to leave her presenter spot on The Classic Car Show?

Of course it’d be a massive step up to be on the BBC as opposed to Channel 5 (does anyone even watch that channel ever?) but it’d really suck to move from your own perfectly fine automobile programme to another where you’d constantly be in the shadow of the three idiots who fucked it all up in the first place. Still, she’s more attractive than all the previous presenters combined so at least there’s that.