The Pros And Cons Of Being A Fatty

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THERMAL FLESHINESS

Fat Guy In Snow

The favourable flip side to that chocolate coin is eternal toastiness. Come winter, those skinnymalinkas will be all of a shiver, while the rotund chortle into their cornettos and flaunt their prize-winning calves.

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WEIGHTY FUNNY BONES

Fat Guy On A Bike

 Are we chunkers funny because we are fat, or fat because we are funny? It’s a fried chicken or fried egg situation.

Either way it is undeniable that with a formless torso comes a comedic edge. Oily humour secretes from a gland indigenous to the plump.

If a fattyboombatty pops the shirt, and throws down, it’s kicking off, and will continue to do so, until an equally corpulent female equivalent round things off with a ditty.

I once met a felly fat man at a party who kept busting acrobatic physics-bending splits mid-sentence, and I’ve been trying to psychologically escape his sizeable shadow since.

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