Unless you’ve been on an internet ban for the past week or so, you will have heard about the monster who picked up a tub of Blue Bell Creameries Ice Cream, licked it and then put it back in the supermarket freezer. Safe to say the incident left us praying for that asteroid.
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Although the police managed to find the girl – she’s now facing a decent time behind bars – cops over in Texas are taking extra measures to ensure this doesn’t happen again.
Keller Police Department posted a picture of two of its officers standing guard in the frozen aisle, writing:
The only Blue Bell Ice Cream being licked here in Keller this holiday weekend will be the kind you’ve already purchased. Cpl. Clark and Officer Bryans are seeing to that. #NotOnOurWatch
Yes, okay, so they were clearly joking – but in all honesty, with the amount of similar videos making their way to the internet over the past week, maybe they should think about finding new ways to protect food (and even mouthwash) from the dirtbags of this world. Check it:
Keep praying, people – hopefully that asteroid is on its way.
For more evidence that humanity is doomed, check out another dumb new craze – the hot coil challenge.