It must suck being a girl on the new season of Love Island knowing that the show’s host is a million times hotter than you, and it’s also got to suck for the boys too who aren’t allowed to couple up with her.
The person it sucks most for though is Stormzy, who briefly dated Maya Jama in 2019 before she discovered he cheated on her and dumped him. The guy has been crying about it in his music ever since, and who can blame him? Look at the girl:
Just an absolute dime and half.
Sure enough, Twitter is letting Stormzy have it:
Definition of how stupid men can be
Stormzy cheated on Maya Jama
Let that sink in #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/TgtttOJays
— Brady Newstead (@bradynewstead) January 16, 2023
Stormzy’s decision to cheat on Maya Jama needs thoroughly investigating #loveisland
— jake (@j_evans0) January 16, 2023
Yea sorry fumbling someone like Maya Jama is very mad. Stormzy sung Hide & Seek in pain sisjsjsksksksksk
— 📍 (@spirtuality777) January 16, 2023
Yea sorry fumbling someone like Maya Jama is very mad. Stormzy sung Hide & Seek in pain sisjsjsksksksksk
— 📍 (@spirtuality777) January 16, 2023
Stormzy will be writing songs about Maya Jama for the rest of his life.
— Kieran Doody (@kierandoody) January 16, 2023
Stormzy seeing Maya Jama wearing that black dress #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/dDjJ5mgVeb
— Shan (@shanuddin889) January 16, 2023
I understand why Stormzy can’t let Maya Jama go coz fuck me she’s so fine 😍😍 #LoveIsland
— Conz🇨🇲 (@ConzDaGuy) January 16, 2023
Stormzy cheating on Maya Jama has gotta be the stupidest decision anyone has ever made #loveisland
— JM (@Joshmw_) January 16, 2023
The audacity of stormzy to cheat on Maya Jama. That woman is insane.
— Danielle (@da1nie25) January 17, 2023
Also nice to finally have a Love Island host that people aren’t being mean about. Although it’s still early days, to be fair. Go Maya Go!
P.S. Stormzy does have one thing that Maya doesn’t – a Greggs Black Card. Ha! In your face, Maya.
