Adult film star Kayla Kayden has signed up to be the first person to get Elon Musk’s Neuralink chip implanted in her brain, which I’m sure will not end badly at all. This would actually be the p0rn star’s third implant, but one that carries a hell of a lot more risks than her prior procedures.

Having already been tested on monkeys, Neuralink is set to begin human trials over the next six years. The ultimate goal of Neuralink is to create a brain-computer interface in order to treat people with brain injuries, spinal injuries and more. The idea is to help disabled people return to full functionality, including integrating bionic limbs, as well as curing other conditions such as blindness, nerve damage, Alzheimer’s, dementia, memory loss, depression etc.

Which all sounds incredible, should it work. Kayla has bravely put herself forward as a human guinea pig, comparing the Neuralink chip to getting “botox for the brain”.

“People use botox for their face, this would be the same but for the brain. I won’t have to worry about the effects of ageing on my brain. As a hybrid human, the possibilities are endless.”

Well, I guess it helps to be optimistic about it. She added:

“I could climb Everest at 90 years old, I could always be working when I don’t have a computer in front of my face. And for safety, I would be less scared going places alone and I would never have to worry about directions or holding my phone. I would never question anything because I could always get the answer fast. I think if it will make me smarter, I want to do it. I want to be part machine.”

Can’t argue with that logic. The Las Vegas-based 30-year-old also believes the chip could cure her visual impairment:

“I have very bad vision. I’ve been in glasses/contacts since I was very young. I am legally blind, I’m -6.5 with astigmatism.”

Kayla has previous form for this sort of thing, having made headlines in 2022 after getting an instant 24-hour b00b job with saltwater injections. That seems to have worked a treat, so why would getting an experimental chip implanted in your brain be any different, right?

Well hopefully she won’t end up regretting this decision. I’m sure part of her willingness to volunteer is the attention and publicity she’ll get from it all, but at the end of the day, it has to be tested on somebody. Fair play to Kayla for throwing her name into the hat.

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