Every once in a while a police department somewhere in the world will share a mugshot of a ‘unique’ looking criminal knowing full well the internet is going to relentlessly rip the p*ss out of them.
This week it’s the turn of Fernando Ramos from Buckey, Arizona, a man with an impossibly-shaped neck/head. You may think the image is Photoshopped but trust me – it’s 100% real. The guy ran down and killed a 60-year-old cyclist with his pickup truck, fled the scene, and also has a history of arrests and time served for DUIs. So no need to feel too bad for the abuse he’s receiving on social media at the moment…
My man looks like Jabba the Hutt pic.twitter.com/BUW9AAFvNC
— Chaz (@ChazReece) May 24, 2022
— Hunter Nguyen (@Nguyening41) May 24, 2022
It’s good he was caught otherwise he would have had a necks victim
— Marley Mar (@marlin_cepi) May 24, 2022
Car culture fans beginning to adapt to their ideal world, I see pic.twitter.com/HYpz7Jnozm
— Max Nighswander 🚀⏭🤖🐙 (@MaxNighswander) May 27, 2022
Bro slammed on his brakes so hard his neck didn’t stop.
— Mr Nobody. 🇺🇦 (@notanonymouscow) May 24, 2022
Is it really THAT hot down in the Valley? He’s literally melting.
— Morning Dawn (@MorningDawn6) May 24, 2022
— apriljade (@apribadil) May 24, 2022
— Donnie (@dsedonnie) May 24, 2022
If pizza the hut was a real person. pic.twitter.com/Dftdaa492T
— A.D. nice (@A_dogg86) May 24, 2022
I think he lives to close to the nuclear plant pic.twitter.com/xeg6dNhJuO
— Sly (@sylvester_slick) May 24, 2022
Not sure if this guy has a medical issue or something, but he must feel like the Phoenix Police Department really did him dirty here. I mean having your mugshot mocked and brutalised and sent viral by the internet might actually be worse than prison time itself in this day and age. But I guess if you can’t do the time/handle the banter from the internet’s most ruthless, don’t do the crime.
For another crook who got ripped for his mugshot because his haircut looks like an Aldi barcode, click HERE.
