This gem from Chelsea see’s old favourite, Herr Ballack, sounding like a sex offender and not quite mastering how to say ‘mate’ in a natural manner. Classic! But seriously I thought Adidas boots sold themselves, when did Petr Cech looking deranged become a necessity?

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