Next is this astonishing piece of avant-garde art from Man Uniteds Am-Dram society. Sid and George make scene stealing performances at the beginning before we cut to Wazza, Giggs and Pat Rice seemingly waiting around for a saucy sex party to start in one of the Old Trafford boxes whilst doing lots of brooding – I’ve seen forests less wooden than this pile of tripe.

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